Chicken Butts and Monkey Nuggets

Maybe we are just monkeys and after 700 years with 700 typewriters one of us turned out to be Shakespeare. Every possible universe is an actual universe in reality. Every time you took a right turn but you thought about taking a left turn, there is a universe somewhere out there where you took that left turn and an infinite number of combinations for an infinite number of decisions made by an infinite number of sentient beings since the dawn of life on this planet. One of these days when somebody says, "Guess what?", the answer will finally be, "Chicken Butt." A shark never really sees its tail. But every dog is a connoisseur of other dogs' asses. With a single sniff, they know who's been where and when. It's a lot of information to be constantly processing. No wonder they're so high strung. Cats on the other hand could take or leave the whole mess. They could wake up tomorrow morning without a single human being left alive on the face of the Earth and they wouldn't give a shit. They might not even notice we were gone. The way the human race is going, that day could arrive sooner than you think. We are creating the circumstances of our own extinction. But the planet will heal itself and animals will once again thrive Cats were first domesticated over 6,000 years ago in ancient Egypt. And after the human race runs itself into the ground they’ll just go back to rummaging around in the bushes for mice and chasing birds to eat.