THE HEAVY METAL COOKBOOK

It's finally time to publish THE HEAVY METAL COOKBOOK. [cue thunder.]

AC/DC’s “Back In Blackened Chicken”

Motley Crue’s “Shout At The Devil’s Food Cake”

Slayer’s “Reign In Blood Sausage”

Metallica’s “Enter Sandmanicotti”

The Bullet Boys’ “Smoothies Up In Ya”

Black Sabbath’s “Sweet Leafy Greens”

Warrant’s “Cherry Pie”

Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar Cookies On Me”

Poison’s “Talk Dirty To Meringue Pie”

AC/DC’s “Whole Enchilada Rosie”

Pantera’s “Cowboys From Halibut”

Kiss’s “Detroit Rock City Chicken”

Dio’s “Quiche Lorainbow In The Dark”

Queensryche’s “Silent Lucidi-Tea”

Extreme’s “More Than Wurst”

AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long Grain Rice”

Alice Cooper’s “Welcome To My Nightmarinara Sauce”

Ozzy’s “Mama, I’m Coming Home Fries”

Van Halen’s “Panamahi Mahi”

Anthrax “Potter’s Field Greens”

Accept’s “Balls To The Waldorf Salad”

Metallica’s “And Justice For Olive Dip”

Kiss’s “Firehouse Salad”

Guns n Roses “Sweet Child ‘o Wine Spritzers”

AC/DC’s “Let There Be Rock Candy”

Deep Purple’s “Smoke On The Watermelon Ball”

Black Sabbath’s “War Pigs In A Blanket”

Warrant’s “Pineapple Upside Down Boys Cake”

Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Bake It No-Bake Cookies”

Stryper’s “To Hell With The Devilled Eggs”

Metallica’s “For Whom The Bell Tollhouse Cookies”

Ozzy’s “Bark At The Moon Pie”

Guns n Roses “Welcome To The Jungle Juice”

Motorhead’s “Killed By Death By Chocolate Cake”

AC/DC’s “Hells Bell Peppers”

Slaughter’s “Fly To The Angel’s Food Cake”

Black Sabbath’s “Iron Manwich”

Judas Priest’s “Making The Slaw”

Metallica’s “Wherever I May Roma Tomato Pizza”

Black Sabbath “The Gizard”

Slayer’s “Behind The Crooked Cross Cut Ham”

Poison’s “Fallen Angel Hair Pasta”

Led Zeppelin’s “Hollandaise’d And Confused”

Metallica’s “Master Of Crumpets”

Ratt’s “Round And Roundhouse Steak”

and my personal favorite: Kiss’s “Guacamole All Night And Pate’ Every Day”

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