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THE MAGICIAN My baby mama make the very best pancake,

You can get around here,

It's a family recipe 

That we all hold dear. 

In the dining room my daughter, 

Like a shark in the water, 

Make a short stack of flapjacks tremble with fear. 

Hey where did it go? 

Just a moment ago, 

There was a pancake right here.

She's like a ma-ma-ma-magician,

a ma-ma-ma-magician,

Making pancakes disappear.


My baby mama make an amazing cupcake.

The whole neighborhood stand and cheer.

It's a gluten free recipe she cooked up last year.

My daughter in her high chair,

Growling like a bear,

If her cupcake you get near.

Hey where did it go?

A moment ago there was a cupcake right here.

She's like a ma-ma-ma-magician,

A ma-ma-ma-magician,

Making cupcakes disappear.


The guacamole mama make for baby daddy's sake,

Go so good with chips and beer.

But the baby like it most on a thin slice of toast

And the table has soon been cleared.

Cuz we eat em so fast the avocados don't last

Too very long around here.

Hey where did it go?

Just a moment ago, 

There was an avocado right here.

She's like a ma-ma-ma-magician,

A ma-ma-ma-magician,

Making quacamole disappear. ~rh, 2020 * Streaming audio & free download of this original song available here:


 
 
 

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