SCOPE CREEP
Christmas bonus quarterly reports cubicles and cubby holes the fine print shipping and receiving distribution logistics stock options and rollovers files documents and records legalese and liabilities vetted and proofread ideal candidate background check detail oriented approach merchandise and marketing concessions and capitulations deductions and write offs inventory discrepancy assets and acquisitions drill down and unpack incentivize touch points big data deep dive opportunity pipeline and paperwork return on investment baseline objectives data integrity convergence IP security orientation milestone fidelity circle back synergy earned value negotiations collaborative integrity training and bookkeeping memorandum and data mining core competency office pool sustainability and impact strategic alignment hard drives and soft openings liquidate and terminate severance package notifications and registrations licensing and fair use boardroom integration customer service fiduciary considerations advertising revenue budget constraints reservations and confirmations seminars retreats and conventions corporate headquarters sales profile the home office business casual including but not limited to faculty and staff recommendations and results refunds returns and resumes verifications and cancellations futures consultant job description and due diligence that's the price of doing business checks and balances accounts receivable presentation and punctuality correspondence and dividends guidelines and applications multitasking and demonstrations time management procedures and objectives data entry documentation course of action point of sale submission fast track invoice designation bottom line context resolutions and expectations spearheading initiatives tech support on the back end resourcing our teams account management assets and growth IT requests in the support queue disperse the workload bandwidth troubleshooting fees and fax and figures and forms scope creep information context services and solutions ticket status in the black initials and anagrams portals and shortages communication timeline prioritize results delegate and execute with urgency applicable tariffs and taxes monetary transaction terms and conditions apply items are sold as is all sales are final no refunds or exchanges continuous systematic solution providers networking compensation reconciliation exchange rate clauses and clients mergers and alliances extensive benefits package expediting administrative modifications full partner spreadsheets and contractual obligations vendors and demotions trends and transitions performance parameters market outlook global investment fixed income and bounced checks supply chain issues and loss leaders credit or debit supply and demand chief investment strategist analysis and insights generate temporary password transaction history dashboards and preferences signage and shipping price points postage paid point of sale re-stock and sell-through back channels intellectual property adjusted for inflation
~ a work-in-progress by Ric Hickey and Kip Roe
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And here's a link to a rough demo based on the insipid Scope Creep concept:
